- Yogi: If you drink any more water, Polly, you're gonna throw up. Do you wanna throw up?
- Polly Nguyen: No, but it hotter than Rush Limbaugh scrotum in polyester pant!
- Danny: What is this?
- Polly Nguyen: Hot Yoga. Tell Delinda it make you bendy.
- A.J. Cooper: How long have you worked here, Polly?
- Polly Nguyen: Long enough to see plenty hot young girl turn into stinky old skunk.
- A.J. Cooper: Thank you for sharing.
- Polly Nguyen: Polly: Do we have appointment?
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: No, I wanted to see how my good friend is.
- Polly Nguyen: She chip nail bowling with new owner.
- Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: Oh, maybe I could play next time?
- Polly Nguyen: If you want be friend with Polly, suck up to tall handsome cowboy, it too late. He dumping me like first wife with pink part too big like Grand Canyon.