True Blood (TV Series)
Strange Love (2008)
Anna Paquin: Sookie Stackhouse
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Quotes
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Bill Compton : You want to drink the blood they collected?
Sookie Stackhouse : [disgusted] No!
Bill Compton : I understand it makes humans feel more healthy. Improves their sex life.
Sookie Stackhouse : I'm as healthy as a horse, and I have no sex life to speak of, so... you can just keep it.
Bill Compton : You could always sell it.
Sookie Stackhouse : I wouldn't touch it.
Bill Compton : [leans in close] What are you?
Sookie Stackhouse : Well, I-I'm-I'm Sookie Stackhouse, and I'm a waitress. What's your name?
Bill Compton : Bill.
Sookie Stackhouse : [giggles] Bill? I thought it might be Antoine, or Basil, or-or-or like Langford, maybe. But, Bill? Vampire Bill!
[laughs]
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Sookie Stackhouse : I never thought I would be having sex with you. At least, not so fast.
Bill Compton : [flashes his fangs] Who said anything about sex?
[Sookie wakes up from her dream]
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Bill Compton : Aren't you afraid to be out here alone with a hungry vampire?
Sookie Stackhouse : No.
Bill Compton : Vampires often turn on those who trust them, you know. We don't have human values like you.
Sookie Stackhouse : A lot of humans turn on those who trust them, too.
[wraps silver chain around her neck]
Sookie Stackhouse : I'm not a total fool.
Bill Compton : Oh, but you have other very juicy arteries. There is one in the groin that's a particular favorite of mine.
Sookie Stackhouse : Hey, you just shut your nasty mouth, mister! You might be a vampire, but when you talk to me, you will talk to me like the lady that I am!
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Denise Rattray : [warningly] You don't wanna be on my bad side.
Sookie Stackhouse : I'm not sure you even have another side, you no-account backwoods trash!
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Tara Thornton : My life sucks.
Sookie Stackhouse : Tara, don't you be fellin' sorry for yourself. That's just lazy.
Tara Thornton : But why can't I keep a job?
Sookie Stackhouse : Maybe because you can't keep your mouth shut.
Tara Thornton : Bitch, who asked you!
[winks]
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Lafayette Reynolds : [taking a good look at her] You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You gotta date?
Sookie Stackhouse : No. When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips.
Lafayette Reynolds : [laughing] Yes, girl. Let's here it! These damn redneck are suckers for packaging.
Sookie Stackhouse : [nonchalantly] And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head. But if I don't, they're all scared of me.
Lafayette Reynolds : [smooth] They ain't scared of you, honey child. They scared of what's between your legs.
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Adele Stackhouse : [about prostitutes who sleep with vampires] Wonder how much one would charge for something like that?
Jason Stackhouse : A thousand bucks.
Sookie Stackhouse : [in disgust] See, now that just makes me sick.
Adele Stackhouse : I know. What kind of cheap woman could ever do something like that?
Sookie Stackhouse : No, it makes me sick that they're getting a thousand bucks to lay there and do nothing while I bust my ass for ten bucks an hour plus tips!
Jason Stackhouse : Oh, I don't think they just lay there. I think they're expected to, you know, participate.
Sookie Stackhouse : Ew.
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Sookie Stackhouse : [seeing Bill for the first time] I've been waiting for this to happen ever since they came out of the coffin 2 years ago.
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Teenage Boy : [in his thoughts] What the hell is this music? I feel like I'm trapped in some hillbilly's OxyContin nightmare. Man, I cannot wait to get the hell out of this Podunk town.
Sookie Stackhouse : Well make sure you do, and before it's too late. Because every year you wait you just get more and more stuck here. Believe me, I know.
Teenage Boy : [in his thoughts] How'd she know what I was thinking. That's weird.
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Sookie Stackhouse : [on the phone with Tara] This had better be an emergency.
Tara Thornton : I just quit my job.
Sookie Stackhouse : Again?
Tara Thornton : I can't work for assholes.
Sookie Stackhouse : Well, I'm glad you can afford to be so picky, Miss Say-Hello-To-The-Rest-Of-Us.
Tara Thornton : Oh, shut up. Sam is not an asshole, and he's totally in love with you.
Sookie Stackhouse : Tara, he is my boss.
Tara Thornton : Jesus, Sookie, you need to lighten up.
Sookie Stackhouse : You know I hate it when you use the "J" word. Now, I gotta go.
Tara Thornton : I'm comin' over. I need a margarita. A big one.
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Sam Merlotte : How you doing, Sookie?
Sookie Stackhouse : [annoyed] I've had better nights.
Sam Merlotte : Yeah? Anything I can do to improve this one for you?
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Sookie Stackhouse : What's up, Gran?
Adele Stackhouse : Oh, I was just wondering how old you think the vampire is? The one you met last night?
Sookie Stackhouse : I have no idea. Why?
Adele Stackhouse : You think he might remember the war?
Sookie Stackhouse : The Civil War? Could be.
Adele Stackhouse : Oh, if he does, I would love to have him to come speak to the Decendents of the Glorious Dead. You think he might want to?
Sookie Stackhouse : [amused] I think he might have a hard time showin' up at the public library at noon on a Thursday.
Adele Stackhouse : We could have a special meetin' at night or he could just come talk to me and I could tape his recollections. I'm sure the other members would find it soo interesting.
Sookie Stackhouse : I'll ask him next time he comes in to Merlotte's. If he comes in.
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Dawn Green : [about Jason getting arrested] Sweetie, didn't you just know already?
Sookie Stackhouse : [really irritated] I am not psychic!
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Bill Compton : [leaning in close] Do you realize that every person in this establishment is staring at us right now?
Sookie Stackhouse : [shyly] Oh, their just staring at me because my brother is in some kind of trouble with the police. Bill, did you know Maudette Pickens?
Bill Compton : I did not. They are staring at us because I am a vampire and you... are mortal.
Sookie Stackhouse : Well, who cares what they think?
Bill Compton : Well, I want to make this town my home, so... I do.
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Sam Merlotte : [hauling her into his office] Sookie, you're being a very stupid girl!
Sookie Stackhouse : Who asked you? I-I can take care of myself.
Sam Merlotte : [yelling] I don't think so! Mac could have seriously cut you up last night!
Sookie Stackhouse : How do you know what Mac would have done?
Sam Merlotte : Now you're setting up a date with a vampire. What do you have, a death wish?
Sookie Stackhouse : No I don't have a death wish. I just happen to think that judging an enitre group of people based on the actions of a few individuals within that group is morally wrong!
Sam Merlotte : Well, I will not let you put yourself or this bar in danger. I won't!
Sookie Stackhouse : A-am I fired?
Sam Merlotte : No! But next time you think somebody's being harmed in the parking lot, pick up the phone and call the police. Do not go out there alone like a goddamn vigilante!
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Sookie Stackhouse : [seeing Bill, excited] Oh, my God! I think Merlotte's just got its first vampire.
Sam Merlotte : [looking over her shoulder] I think you're right.
Sookie Stackhouse : Can you believe it? Right here in Bon Temps.
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Denise Rattray : [venomous] This ain't your business, you stupid cunt!
Sookie Stackhouse : [holding out the knife] Now see that just proves how low rent you really are!
Denise Rattray : You have any idea who you're messin' with?
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Sam Merlotte : [seeing her come from the woods] Sookie! Thank God. You okay?
Sookie Stackhouse : I'm fine. And for your information, not all vampires can take care of themselves.
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Jason Stackhouse : Hey, how come you didn't tell me you beat up the Rattrays last night?
Sookie Stackhouse : I haven't even seen you since then!
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Sookie Stackhouse : [after chasing off the Rattrays] Oh, bless your heart. I am so sorry I didn't get here faster. You'll be okay in a minute, right?... Do you want me to leave?
Bill Compton : No. They might come back and I can't fight yet.
Sookie Stackhouse : [a dog begins to bark and runs up to Sookie, licking her face] Oh! Hey, there, dog.
Bill Compton : He's checkin' on you.
Sookie Stackhouse : That's just some old dog that hangs around the bar sometimes. He must live nearby.
Bill Compton : [still staring at her] Oh, no doubt.
Sookie Stackhouse : [goes to remove the plastic tubing on his arm, and he quickly pulls his arm away] I reckon you're not too happy about being rescued by a woman.
Bill Compton : Thank you.
Sookie Stackhouse : [trys to read him] I can't hear you.
Bill Compton : [louder] Thank you.
Sookie Stackhouse : [kneels down and holds his head between her hands] No, no, no. I can hear you, but I can't... Oh, my stars.
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Bill Compton : May I call on you sometime?
Sookie Stackhouse : Call on me?
Bill Compton : Um... may I come and visit with you at your home?
Sookie Stackhouse : Sure. My grandmother would love to meet you. Oh! That reminds me. Can I talk to you after work? I have a favor to ask you.
Bill Compton : Of course. After all, I am in your debt.
Sookie Stackhouse : Not a favor for me, for my grandmother. If, if you'll be up... well, I guess you will be. Would you mind meetin' me around the back of the bar when I get off at... probably around 1:30?
Bill Compton : I'd be delighted.
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Hoyt Fortenberry : Yeah, has to be because Jason's a real stand up guy.
Sookie Stackhouse : No, he's not, Hoyt. He is selfish, egotistical and a complete horn dog, but he is not a killer!
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Sookie Stackhouse : Your hand is cool.
Bill Compton : Yes. Uh, I'm afraid I'm not as warm as the men that you must be accustomed to.
Sookie Stackhouse : What men?
[blushes]
Sookie Stackhouse : So, what can I get for you tonight?
Bill Compton : What are you?
Sookie Stackhouse : I told you. I'm a waitress.
Bill Compton : No. You're something more than that. You're something more than human.
Sookie Stackhouse : [giggles] I beg your pardon?
Bill Compton : Sookie... that's an unusual name, Sookie. Is it short for something else?
Sookie Stackhouse : Nope. Just... just plain Sookie.
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Sookie Stackhouse : What can I get for you tonight?
Bill Compton : Do you have any of that synthetic bottled blood?
Sookie Stackhouse : No, I'm-I'm so sorry. Sam got some a year ago, but nobody ever ordered it, so it went bad. You're our first.
[whispers]
Sookie Stackhouse : Vampire.
Bill Compton : Am I that obvious?
Sookie Stackhouse : I knew the minute you came in. I can't believe nobody else around here seems to.
Bill Compton : [referring to Sam] He does.
[Sam is looking at Sookie and Bill]
Sookie Stackhouse : Oh, don't worry about Sam, he's cool. I know for a fact he supports the Vampire Rights Amendment.
Bill Compton : How progressive of him.
Sookie Stackhouse : Well, anything else you drink?
Bill Compton : Actually, no. But you can get me a glass of red wine, so I have a reason to be here.
Sookie Stackhouse : Well, whatever the reason, I'm glad you are!
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Sookie Stackhouse : What's a fang-banger?
Sookie Stackhouse : A vampire groupie. Men and women who like to get bitten.
Sookie Stackhouse : My stars!