True Blood (TV Series)

Strange Love (2008)

Nelsan Ellis: Lafayette Reynolds

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• Lafayette Reynolds : I know every man, whether straight, gay or George mother-fucking Bush is terrified of the pussy.

• Lafayette Reynolds : Ya bitches just don't know what you're missin'. I got six gears on these hips.

  Dawn Green : No, baby. You don't know what you're missing.You can watch her walk away... make you wanna slap it? Ooo, you wanna slap it?

  [slaps her butt as she walks away] 

  Lafayette Reynolds : Everybody know that. Everybody been there. Ain't that right J-John's been there!

  Arlene Fowler : [backing away, hands under her breasts]  I'm slapping it. Take these, baby. Peaches and cream.

  Lafayette Reynolds : [shaking his hips]  I'll give you a little cocoa.

  Arlene Fowler : Peaches and cream.

  Lafayette Reynolds : Little cocoa.

• Lafayette Reynolds : That boy is sex on a stick. I don't give a good damn how stuck up he is.

• Lafayette Reynolds : Hey, hooker. How you doin'? What are you doin' here?

  Tara Thornton : I work here.

  Lafayette Reynolds : [not believing]  Oh no, the hell you don't.

  Tara Thornton : Oh yes the hell I do too, you ugly bitch! You need to make peace with that.

  Lafayette Reynolds : Shit. Sam must've lost his damned mind 'cause you should not be allowed to work in no situation where you actually gotta interact with people.

• Lafayette Reynolds : [taking a good look at her]  You look like a porn star with that tan and pink lipstick. You gotta date?

  Sookie Stackhouse : No. When I wear makeup, I get bigger tips.

  Lafayette Reynolds : [laughing]  Yes, girl. Let's here it! These damn redneck are suckers for packaging.

  Sookie Stackhouse : [nonchalantly]  And I get even bigger tips when I act like I don't have a brain in my head. But if I don't, they're all scared of me.

  Lafayette Reynolds : [smooth]  They ain't scared of you, honey child. They scared of what's between your legs.