The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Mardi Gras Caper (1972)

Lennie Weinrib: Stanley Chan

Quotes 

• Henry Chan : Where do you suppose the butler's gone, Stanley?

  Stanley Chan : I wouldn't know, I never buttled.

  Henry Chan : Oh, that's very...

  [looks at Stanley] 

  Henry Chan : Just what are you supposed to be now?

  Stanley Chan : [in disguise]  Can't you tell? I'm blending in. I'm a southern colonel, sir.

  Henry Chan : You're not a colonel, you're a full-grown nut! Now get out of that stupid disguise!

• [after Charlie Chan solved the case] 

  Stanley Chan : Boy, that really was simple. How come I didn't figure it out?

  Henry Chan : Easy, 'cause your bag is disguising not detecting.

• Stanley Chan : Well, if he wants our help, he'll get it.

  Henry Chan : How do you know Craven stole the ring?

  Stanley Chan : Are you kidding? That butler disguise didn't fool me for one minute.

  Henry Chan : What do you mean disguise? He IS a butler.

  Stanley Chan : That's what I mean. The butler's always the one.