John from Cincinnati (TV Series)

His Visit: Day Five (2007)

Ed O'Neill: Bill Jacks

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Quotes 

• Bill Jacks : [to John]  Be aware that if you speak in that tone again I will break every bone in your body.

• John Monad : Shame on you, Billy. Wonderful.

  Bill Jacks : He's imitating my wife... who has passed!

• Bill Jacks : You see that guy there? Did he stab you? Yes or no?

  John Monad : [to Bill and Vietnam Joe]  Better she tries to kill me and fails, than tries to kill herself.

• Bill Jacks : [John, Bill and Joe are in Joe's van.]  I would like to know our motive and our specific purpose. And I will not directly ask a moron?

  John Monad : [again, John simply repeats whatever Bill says]  I would like to know our motive.

  Bill Jacks : Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!

• Bill Jacks : [Bill is referencing John]  He doesn't have a vocabulary. He's a human parrot!

  John Monad : I'm a human parrot.

• Bill Jacks : [to Vietnam Joe and John]  My fucking fibromyalgia is in upheaval!

• Bill Jacks : [to John and Vietnam Joe]  Judas Priest! The fucking sun's gone down.