Loki (TV Series)

The Nexus Event (2021)

Owen Wilson: Mobius

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• Mobius : [Referring to Sylvie]  You like her! Does she like you?

  Loki : Was she pruned?

  Mobius : No wonder you have no clue what caused the nexus event on Lamentis. Both of you are just swooning over each other.

  Loki : Mobius! Tell me the truth!

  Mobius : It's the apocalypse. Two Variants of the same being. Especially you, forming this kind of sick, twisted romantic relationship. That's pure chaos. That could break reality. It's breaking my reality right now. What an incredible seismic narcissist. You fell for yourself.

  Loki : Her name was Sylvie.

• Mobius : You could be whoever, whatever you want to be, even someone good. I mean, just in case anyone ever told you different.

• Mobius : So I'm just supposed to take the word of two Lokis?

  Loki : How about the word of a friend?

• Mobius : Well?

  Loki : Well what?

  Mobius : I know you've got some quip you're dying to say.

  Loki : I don't have a quip. I've got nothing to say to you.

  Mobius : Oh, come on.

  Loki : By the way, I should have an equal amount of security. This is insulting!

  Mobius : You just can't help yourself.

  Loki : You betrayed me!

  Mobius : You betrayed ME!

  Loki : Grow up!

  Mobius : YOU grow up!

• Mobius : Do you know what occurred to me? That you're not really the god of mischief.

  Loki : Oh here it comes. The folksy dopey insult from the folksy dope. What am I? The god of self sabotage, yeah? The god of backstabbing?

  Mobius : Just kind of an asshole and a bad friend.

• Loki : You know, of all the liars in this place, and there are a great many, you're the biggest.

  Mobius : Why? 'Cause I lied about your girlfriend?

  Loki : Oh, no. That I can respect. I mean, the lies you tell yourself.

• Mobius : "Work your Loki, work your Loki." That ought to be my mantra.

• Mobius : You know where I'd go if I could go anywhere? Wherever it is I'm really from. Yeah, wherever I had a life before the TVA came along. Maybe I had a jet ski. That's what I'd like to do. Just riding around on my jet ski.

• Loki : Welcome to the real world. Down there, we're awful to get what we want.

  Mobius : Now I gotta have a prince tell me how the real world works?

• Mobius : You know, we brought in Kree, Titans, vampires. Why is it the two orphan demigods are such a pain in the ass?