The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Gypsy Caper (1972)

Lennie Weinrib: Stanley Chan

Quotes 

• Stanley Chan : Henry, I ever tell you the joke about the clock that didn't have a face?

  Henry Chan : 10 times.

• Stanley Chan : [about the guard]  You think he knows we're following him?

  Henry Chan : No, but we'd better switch to something inconspicuous to make sure.

  Stanley Chan : Right. Chan Plan 7 coming up.

  [Stanley presses Plan 7 and the Chan Van becomes a voting van announcing a town council] 

  Henry Chan : THAT'S inconspicuous?

  Stanley Chan : Don't you get it? Nobody would ever figure us for detectives.

  Henry Chan : And in your case, they'd be right, you dum-dum!

• [the guard rides down a path too narrow for the Chan Van to go through] 

  Stanley Chan : Oh, boy. What do we do now?

  Henry Chan : Alan put in a new emergency Plan X. Let's see if it works.

  [Henry presses Plan X, the Chan Van becomes extremely thin allowing it to go down the road, but squeezing Henry and Stanley] 

  Stanley Chan : [with a high-pitched voice]  Get us out of this!

  Henry Chan : [with a high-pitched voice]  Plan X! Wait 'til I get that Alan!

• Stanley Chan : Wham Bam, the mayor's in a jam!