- Stanley Chan: Henry, I ever tell you the joke about the clock that didn't have a face?
- Henry Chan: 10 times.
- Anne Chan: It's that day again, Pop.
- Charlie Chan: [chuckles] What day is that?
- Anne Chan: Boy, for a world famous detective, you sure forget easy when allowance time comes around.
- Charlie Chan: Perhaps I was merely testing your memories.
- Scooter Chan: We won't forget.
- Charlie Chan: Very well. All line up except Henry, Nancy, and Chu-Chu.
- Henry Chan: Hey, Pop!
- [Chu-Chu barks]
- Charlie Chan: It seems that Nancy owes Madame Menya a fee for reading the bumps on her head.
- Nancy Chan: Oh, boy.
- Charlie Chan: And Henry owes for a clock he swallowed.
- Henry Chan: Stanley oughta pay for half of that.
- Mimi Chan: But what does Chu-Chu owe you for?
- Charlie Chan: One dancing lesson from a Gypsy bear.
- Stanley Chan: [about the guard] You think he knows we're following him?
- Henry Chan: No, but we'd better switch to something inconspicuous to make sure.
- Stanley Chan: Right. Chan Plan 7 coming up.
- [Stanley presses Plan 7 and the Chan Van becomes a voting van announcing a town council]
- Henry Chan: THAT'S inconspicuous?
- Stanley Chan: Don't you get it? Nobody would ever figure us for detectives.
- Henry Chan: And in your case, they'd be right, you dum-dum!
- [the guard rides down a path too narrow for the Chan Van to go through]
- Stanley Chan: Oh, boy. What do we do now?
- Henry Chan: Alan put in a new emergency Plan X. Let's see if it works.
- [Henry presses Plan X, the Chan Van becomes extremely thin allowing it to go down the road, but squeezing Henry and Stanley]
- Stanley Chan: [with a high-pitched voice] Get us out of this!
- Henry Chan: [with a high-pitched voice] Plan X! Wait 'til I get that Alan!
- Charlie Chan: To accuse a man of a crime simply because he is a Gypsy, or anything else, is something I cannot stand for.
- Nancy Chan: Well...
- [bumps her head]
- Nancy Chan: Ouch!
- Flip Chan: That'll give Madame Menya another bump to read next time.
- [Using their Chan Coms]
- Anne Chan: Aleko's still on the same trail. Pick him up, Alan.
- Alan Chan: [from a tree] Roger, Annie, I got him. He's heading your way, Suzie.
- Susie Chan: [from a bush] Okay, Alan. I see him. Get ready, Tom.
- Anne Chan: Tom? Tom, where are you? You all right, Tom?
- Tom Chan: [within the grass] Anne, this is fascinating! I've just discovered a colony of Hymenoptera.
- Susie Chan: Of what-tera?
- Alan Chan: Ants.
- Anne Chan: Listen, you kook, we're supposed to be on a case not a picnic!