The Simpsons (TV Series)

Crook and Ladder (2007)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson

Quotes 

• Todd Flanders : Mr. Simpson, why did you hurt the dollies?

  Homer : Well, son, your uncle Homer is like 80% of Americans: hopped up on prescription drugs.

  Rod Flanders : But users are losers.

  Homer : You're confusing drugs with "druuuugs!"

• Bart : Why am I sleeping, when next door is every kid's dream? A fat, easily susceptible zombie dad.

  [Homer is under the effects of a sleeping pill] 

  Bart : Hey, zombie. Want to come outside and play?

  Homer : Zombie kill.

  Bart : No, play.

  Homer : Zombie file grievance.

• Homer : I can't wait for my first fire. Is that one?

  Lisa : That's just someone barbecueing.

  Homer : Oh. Is that one?

  Bart : That's just a guy with red hair.

  Homer : Oh.

• Bart : And that's just one of the many fun things we can do.

  Homer : Zombie montage.