The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Greek Caper (1972)

Robert Ito: Henry Chan

Quotes 

• Charlie Chan : Does anyone wish to explain?

  Henry Chan : Honest, Pop, we all saw it. It was gone!

  Charlie Chan : If it was gone, how did you see it?

  Stanley Chan : Well, what Henry means, Pop, is we could see it was gone because we couldn't see it. See?

  Charlie Chan : If you are attempting to confuse me, Stanley, you are succeeding.

• [Henry and Stanley are following a suspicious-looking man] 

  Henry Chan : He sure is in a hurry.

  Stanley Chan : You think he spotted us?

  Henry Chan : No, but we better not take any chances. Give us a cover. Something he won't notice.

  Stanley Chan : Right. Chan Plan 16 coming up.

  [Stanley presses Plan 16 and the Chan Van becomes a dynamite truck] 

  Henry Chan : DYNAMITE?

  Stanley Chan : Yeah. He'll never spot us now.

  Henry Chan : Only if he's hiding in the glove compartment.

  [the suspicious man hits the brakes] 

  Henry Chan , Stanley Chan : Yikes!

  [Henry and Stanley accidentally drive ahead of the man] 

  Henry Chan : You dummy! Now look what you did. We're supposed to be trailing him, now we're in front of him.

  Stanley Chan : Heh-heh-heh. Couldn't we go backwards?

  Henry Chan : I think that's the way your head is screwed on.

• Scooter Chan : There's that old building we saw today.

  Henry Chan : That's right, Scooter, the name of the building is the Parthenon.

  Tom Chan : Which, incidentally, is 2400 years old.

  Stanley Chan : Wow, no wonder it looks so beat up.

• [after tailing their suspect had an unsuccessful result] 

  Henry Chan : Crested Patagonian ostrich.

  Stanley Chan : Henry, would you call that "getting the bird"?

  Henry Chan : The last thing I need from you right now is bird jokes.