The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Greek Caper (1972)

Keye Luke: Charlie Chan

Quotes 

• Charlie Chan : Does anyone wish to explain?

  Henry Chan : Honest, Pop, we all saw it. It was gone!

  Charlie Chan : If it was gone, how did you see it?

  Stanley Chan : Well, what Henry means, Pop, is we could see it was gone because we couldn't see it. See?

  Charlie Chan : If you are attempting to confuse me, Stanley, you are succeeding.

• [Scooter is attempting to play the violin] 

  Mimi Chan : Oh, Scooter, you're being silly. You're not old enough to do that trick.

  Scooter Chan : You just watch.

  [Scooter tries again] 

  Mimi Chan : I told you.

  [Anne is showing Charlie Chan a miniature statue of the Winged Venus] 

  Charlie Chan : It's a great souvenir, Anne.

  Anne Chan : I thought it would remind us of this trip to Greece.

  Scooter Chan : [to Mimi]  Boy, you think you're so smart. I'll show you.

  Charlie Chan : [to Anne]  Having this at home will bring back memories.

  [Scooter plays the violin at a very high note, accidentally shattering Anne's statue] 

  Scooter Chan : [to Mimi]  Okay, I guess you're right. I just don't know how to do it.

  Charlie Chan : I'll give you the money for another statue, Anne, but I suggest you first take that violin away from your brother. Heh-heh-heh-heh. In his hands, it's a dangerous weapon.