The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Greek Caper (1972)

Michael Morgan: Scooter Chan

Quotes 

• [Experimenting, Charlie Chan plays some high notes on a violin, shattering a glass cup] 

  Scooter Chan : Wow!

  Tom Chan : A splendid demonstration of molecular bond disintegration.

  Scooter Chan : Yeah, and he broke the glass, too!

  Flip Chan : I think that's what he said.

  Scooter Chan : I sure wish he'd learn to talk English.

• Flip Chan : [reading]  "Grecian Replica Company."

  Scooter Chan : What's a replica?

  Tom Chan : An imitation or copy.

  Scooter Chan : You mean that's not a real factory?

  Mimi Chan : Of course it's real.

  Scooter Chan : Then why does it say replica?

• Scooter Chan : There's that old building we saw today.

  Henry Chan : That's right, Scooter, the name of the building is the Parthenon.

  Tom Chan : Which, incidentally, is 2400 years old.

  Stanley Chan : Wow, no wonder it looks so beat up.

• Scooter Chan : [looking through a telescope]  Look, Mimi. It's really focused now.

  Mimi Chan : Let me see.

  Scooter Chan : It's so clear, you can even see the man on the moon.

  Mimi Chan : [looking through the telescope]  When you grow up, Scooter, you'll find there's no such thing as the man in the... YIPES!

  [Chu-Chu makes a face in front of the telescope] 

  Mimi Chan : It isn't a man! It's a monster!

  Scooter Chan : [removes Chu-Chu from the telescope]  Nah, it's only Chu-Chu.

  [Chu-Chu barks and laughs] 

  Mimi Chan : That's not funny, Chu-Chu. Besides, you didn't fool me for one minute.

• [Scooter is attempting to play the violin] 

  Mimi Chan : Oh, Scooter, you're being silly. You're not old enough to do that trick.

  Scooter Chan : You just watch.

  [Scooter tries again] 

  Mimi Chan : I told you.

  [Anne is showing Charlie Chan a miniature statue of the Winged Venus] 

  Charlie Chan : It's a great souvenir, Anne.

  Anne Chan : I thought it would remind us of this trip to Greece.

  Scooter Chan : [to Mimi]  Boy, you think you're so smart. I'll show you.

  Charlie Chan : [to Anne]  Having this at home will bring back memories.

  [Scooter plays the violin at a very high note, accidentally shattering Anne's statue] 

  Scooter Chan : [to Mimi]  Okay, I guess you're right. I just don't know how to do it.

  Charlie Chan : I'll give you the money for another statue, Anne, but I suggest you first take that violin away from your brother. Heh-heh-heh-heh. In his hands, it's a dangerous weapon.