The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)
The Greek Caper (1972)
Lennie Weinrib: Stanley Chan
Quotes
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Charlie Chan : Does anyone wish to explain?
Henry Chan : Honest, Pop, we all saw it. It was gone!
Charlie Chan : If it was gone, how did you see it?
Stanley Chan : Well, what Henry means, Pop, is we could see it was gone because we couldn't see it. See?
Charlie Chan : If you are attempting to confuse me, Stanley, you are succeeding.
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[Henry and Stanley are following a suspicious-looking man]
Henry Chan : He sure is in a hurry.
Stanley Chan : You think he spotted us?
Henry Chan : No, but we better not take any chances. Give us a cover. Something he won't notice.
Stanley Chan : Right. Chan Plan 16 coming up.
[Stanley presses Plan 16 and the Chan Van becomes a dynamite truck]
Henry Chan : DYNAMITE?
Stanley Chan : Yeah. He'll never spot us now.
Henry Chan : Only if he's hiding in the glove compartment.
[the suspicious man hits the brakes]
Henry Chan , Stanley Chan : Yikes!
[Henry and Stanley accidentally drive ahead of the man]
Henry Chan : You dummy! Now look what you did. We're supposed to be trailing him, now we're in front of him.
Stanley Chan : Heh-heh-heh. Couldn't we go backwards?
Henry Chan : I think that's the way your head is screwed on.
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Scooter Chan : There's that old building we saw today.
Henry Chan : That's right, Scooter, the name of the building is the Parthenon.
Tom Chan : Which, incidentally, is 2400 years old.
Stanley Chan : Wow, no wonder it looks so beat up.
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[after tailing their suspect had an unsuccessful result]
Henry Chan : Crested Patagonian ostrich.
Stanley Chan : Henry, would you call that "getting the bird"?
Henry Chan : The last thing I need from you right now is bird jokes.
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Stanley Chan : Wham Bam, somebody's in a jam!