- Stella Wingfield: [Lynette's mother shows up] Geez Lynette, I didn't know you opened a daycare center! Hey kids grandma's here.
- Stella Wingfield: [they all look at her strange] Okay, what'd you tell them about me?
- Lynette Scavo: It's been five years mom, they don't remember you.
- Stella Wingfield: Well they'll remember me this time, I've brought presents. For you.
- [hands Parker a book]
- Stella Wingfield: And for you and you.
- [hands the twins books]
- Parker Scavo: These are baby toys. We're too old to play with these.
- Stella Wingfield: Well I'm too old to remember what the hell six year olds like to play with.
- Porter Scavo: We're eight.
- Stella Wingfield: What do I care?
- Lynette Scavo: Just say thank you.
- [kids say 'thank you']
- Stella Wingfield: [pointing to Kayla, talking to Parker] Who's the pretty thing? Your girlfriend?
- Parker Scavo: [looks disgusted] No! She's my sister!
- Stella Wingfield: [to Lynette] Oh, is that Toms little B-a-s-t-a...
- Tom Scavo: Ok kids, time to get your toys and let's play upstairs.
- Susan: My idea of the perfect wedding keeps changing. One day I want white roses and then I want lilies... only one thing stays constant - and I'm looking at him. Why would I need anything else to make my wedding perfect?
- [Susan and Mike are about to get married]
- Minister: Are we ready?
- Julie Mayer: Are you kidding? They've been dragging this thing about for three years!
- Edie Britt: Carlos! You've got to understand, I do want a baby with you. Just not yet, I... I just wanted to give you a chance to fall in love with me first.
- Carlos Solis: I don't believe you and I will never trust you again.
- Edie Britt: Well what was I supposed to do? You backed me into a corner! And you were going to bail on us and I was just trying save what we had.
- [He starts to walk away]
- Edie Britt: Carlos! Don't leave me, please just talk to me.
- Carlos Solis: I am done with you.
- Edie Britt: Carlos!
- Minister: Ladies and gentlemen I present to you, Mr and Mrs Victor Lang.
- Edie Britt: I'm sorry!
- [she bursts into tears]