"The Simpsons" The Boys of Bummer (TV Episode 2007) - Hank Azaria as Prof. John Frink, Cheering croud, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Chief Wiggum, Mr. Costington, Moe Szyslak, Joe Laboot, Carl Carlson, 'Bart sucks!' people, Coach, Bum, Kirk Van Houten

Chief Wiggum : My wife's shopping for a swimsuit that doesn't make her look horsey, so I'm gonna be here a while.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon : [tests a mattress] Oh! I feel like I'm floating on a river of corpses.
Prof. John Frink : [writes something on his note pad] By my calculations we're only one strike away from victory.

[the note pad is shown. It says '3-2=1']

Prof. John Frink : Numbers are fun.
Chief Wiggum : [shopping for his wife at a women's clothing store] My wife's looking for something that doesn't make her look like a horse, so, I'm gonna be here for a while

Hank Azaria: Prof. John Frink, Cheering croud, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Chief Wiggum, Mr. Costington, Moe Szyslak, Joe Laboot, Carl Carlson, 'Bart sucks!' people, Coach, Bum, Kirk Van Houten