The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

The Chan Clan at Scotland Yard (1972)

John Gunn: Tom Chan

Quotes 

• [Susie, Alan, Anne, and Tom are following Whitefield and his kangaroo on rental bikes] 

  Tom Chan : These bicycles are ridiculous!

  Susie Chan : [panting]  My legs are worn down to the knee.

  Tom Chan : Couldn't you rent anything better?

  Anne Chan : What do you expect for one pound, sixpence? Stop complaining and pedal!

• Stanley Chan : There's the Stone of Scone under that throne.

  Tom Chan : And for 600 years, all the kings of England have been crowned on that stone.

  Stanley Chan : Boy, that must've been pretty crowded. Heh-heh-heh! Get it, Henry? All those kings on one little old rock? Heh-heh-heh!

  Henry Chan : I get it, and I'd like to give it back.