Hey Dude (TV Series)

Ted & Brad Get Handcuffed (1989)

Debi Kalman: Lucy

Quotes 

• [Ted and Brad are handcuffed] 

  Lucy : Sorry guys, these look like pretty serious handcuffs. Brad, you've certainly calmed down.

  Bradley 'Brad' Taylor : I'm just taking a lesson from the coyote. Coyote is patient and willing to suffer discomfort knowing it will pass. Just trying to respond to this like a coyote would.

  Lucy : Brad, I'm impressed.

  Bradley 'Brad' Taylor : And like a coyote caught in a trap, if I don't get out of these handcuffs in about fourteen seconds I'm going to chew my own hand off!

  Benjamin Ernst : Well, I got some good news and some bad news. Some more good news and a little more bad news. First, the good news, the Tulsa police department is sending us a key to the cuffs. The bad news is they won't arrive until tomorrow morning. However, I got some more good news. I've located a locksmith who says he can remove the cuffs, the bad news is that he won't make it out here until this afternoon. It seems, Mrs. Neiderlander has chained herself to her husband's golf clubs as some sort of social protest.

  Bradley 'Brad' Taylor : Mr. Ernst, what are we supposed to do for the next couple of hours, I've got chores to do, I've got to serve lunch.

  Ted McGriff : And I have to mend that chair.

  Benjamin Ernst : Many hands make light work! Do it together. Now, speaking of chores...

  [Ernst looks at Danny and Melody] 

  Danny Lightfoot : It's nice to see how *close* Ted and Brad have become.

  Melody Hanson : Why, they've almost become inseparable!