My Boys (TV Series)

Second Chances (2007)

Jim Gaffigan: Andy Franklin

Quotes 

• Kenny Morittori : He's a little douchey.

  Bobby Newman : You know what? He is, and we avoid those people. We don't go into their bars and they don't come into ours.

  Andy : I don't know. That sounds kind of douchist.

  P.J. Franklin : All right, guys. It's not that bad. Let's give him a break.

  Mike Callahan : All right, but if he has to hug anything out, I'm gonna tell all the kids down at Urban Outfitters how old he is.

• [a video conferencing program is chiming annoyingly on PJ's computer] 

  Bobby Newman : Just answer it.

  P.J. Franklin : I don't know how.

  Andy : We got this at home. Let me call tech support.

  [Dials cell phone] 

  Andy : [Talks like to a small child]  Oh, hey, sweetie, it's Daddy! Yeah, when Nana calls on the computer, how do you... No, no, yeah, just one ques... Okay. Thank you.

  [Hangs up] 

  Andy : She can't talk, she's hooking up the surround sound.