My Boys (TV Series)
Rome, If You Want To (2007)
Jamie Kaler: Mike Callahan
Quotes
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Mike Callahan : See, I was in until he said "hurrah."
Bobby Newman : "Hurrah" means drunken adventure.
Mike Callahan : I'm back in.
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Kenny Morittori : We each picked a place we've never been. I picked the Sears Tower. Mike picked "in the company of a satisfied woman."
Mike Callahan : Hey! You got one! Did it feel good?
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Mike Callahan : [visiting the Art Institute] On the giant list of things I'm not interested in, museums fall somewhere between ballet and arena football.
P.J. Franklin : Hot chicks hang out in museums.
Mike Callahan : Museums are creeping up the list.
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Mike Callahan : Dude, there's a full half inch of glass between you and splat on the pavement.
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Bobby Newman : Grew up in that building right there. This is the first time I've ever stepped foot on this beach.
Mike Callahan : That's crazy.
P.J. Franklin : Why wouldn't you come over here?
Bobby Newman : I wanted to but my parents wouldn't let me. They said it was public, which in rich speak means "dangerous and dirty."
Mike Callahan : Yeah, dude, you better be careful. That golden retriever will lick you to death.
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Mike Callahan : There's no way to get in that lake without your balls jumpin' into your throat.
Stephanie Layne : Please.
Mike Callahan : Oh, sorry, Poopy.
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Mike Callahan : Nothing good ever happens when you play it safe.