Psych (TV Series)

American Duos (2007)

Corbin Bernsen: Henry Spencer

Quotes 

• Henry Spencer : That's it - take off the robe! Wearing that robe is a privilege and you, pal, have just lost it!

  Nigel St. Nigel : I steadfastly refuse. This is the plushiest, most opulent robe I've ever had the pleasure of wearing.

  Henry Spencer : Well, there's one thing we can agree on. Now give it up.

  Nigel St. Nigel : No. I feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy

• Henry Spencer : Take it off!

  Nigel St. Nigel : No!

  Shawn Spencer : Uh, Dad? I think he's going commando under there.

  Henry Spencer : No, he's not.

  [looks at Nigel, who smiles] 

  Henry Spencer : What kind of sick bastard goes commando underneath another man's robe?

• Henry Spencer : I've got an ice-cold can of whoop-ass just sitting in that fridge!

  Shawn Spencer : Actually, it's diet whoop-ass.

• [Henry Spencer is serving Steak to obnoxious reality TV show judge Nigel St. Nigel. He gives the retired cop as look of disdain] 

  Henry Spencer : Is there a problem?

  Nigel St. Nigel : Well look at it. It's still got the marks where the Jockey was hitting it.