Psych (TV Series)

American Duos (2007)

Cristián de la Fuente: Zapato Dulce

Quotes 

• Zapato Dulce : I was the first to sign on. This was supposed to be MY show! MY shot! MY comeback! You turned me into a simp! I freaking hate you! People don't even know who I am. I get fan letters addressed to Geraldo, Ricky Martin, and that guy from the El Pollo Loco commercial. You ruined everything! Why won't you die?

  [Zapato lunges at Nigel, but is quickly restrained] 

  Nigel St. Nigel : Really? That was your plan? That has to be the poorest executed attack in history. I was two feet away from you all the time. I mean, you have to be absolutely, without doubt, the worst murderer I have ever seen.

• Nigel St. Nigel : You're stiff. Inarticulate. Slightly jaundiced. Asymmetrical. You smell. The one on the right, there's something in your teeth. All in all, I'd say there's absolutely nothing worthwhile about either one of you.

  Singer #1 : But... we haven't even sang yet.

  Nigel St. Nigel : Apples and oranges. Anybody else?

  Emilina Saffron : [slurred]  I like 'em.

  Nigel St. Nigel : Well, of course you like them, you've been asleep for the last forty-five minutes. Zapato?

  Zapato Dulce : Well, I...

  Nigel St. Nigel : Good. Moving on.