Psych (TV Series)
American Duos (2007)
Dulé Hill: Burton Guster
Quotes
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Carlton Lassiter : Spencer, you missed something. We found prints.
Shawn Spencer : Was he in a little red corvette?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Under the cherry moon?
Carlton Lassiter : *Finger* prints.
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Shawn Spencer : I'm Shawn Spenstar. This is my partner, Gus T.T. Showbiz.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : The extra T is for extra talent.
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Juliet O'Hara : Well, I did go to cheerleader camp for two weeks. I got kicked out.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Kicked out?
Juliet O'Hara : It's a long story. Suffice it to say I don't like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of the head.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : How did you know that sandwich didn't come from the kitchen?
Shawn Spencer : Easy. There were only eighty-three sesame seeds on his bun. All the other ones from the hotel have eighty-seven.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Are you serious?
Shawn Spencer : [scoffs] No. The other ones have swords, Nigel's had a toothpick. I'm not Rain Man, Gus.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You sing like Rain Man.
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Nigel St. Nigel : [sitting in Gus' car] I feel like I've been incarcerated in a blueberry.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn!
Nigel St. Nigel : This car makes me want to weep and then die.
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Chance Cade : Nigel just called us a curious combination of inbreeding and type 2 diabetes, but he passed us through anyways.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Wow. That seems awfully harsh.
Chance Cade : Yeah, Australian people are mean.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : [the phone rings] Don't you dare answer that.
Shawn Spencer : Dude, it's Jules. She could be bleeding and in a ditch.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : She's not bleeding.
Shawn Spencer : She could be in a ditch.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : She's not in a ditch.
Shawn Spencer : She could be lonely and in the shower.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : She has a shower phone?
Shawn Spencer : I certainly hope so. Dude, it's a win-win... except for the ditch one.
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[in an interrogation room]
Carlton Lassiter : Great. What are you two doing down at that competition?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : We're looking for our big break.
Shawn Spencer : Do I get a phone call?
Carlton Lassiter : No. I am trying to conduct an investigation. Out!
Shawn Spencer : Don't you want to ask us if we did it?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Ask *him*. I plead the fifth.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn, we're in a hallway. Staying close to the wall doesn't make us invisible.
Shawn Spencer : I'm going to disagree.
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[Shawn attempts to take food off Gus's plate]
Burton 'Gus' Guster : You must be out of your damn mind.
Shawn Spencer : Dude, you have three full cobs.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn, I will slap you.
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Juliet O'Hara : Well, I did go to cheerleader camp. For two weeks. I got kicked out.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Kicked out?
Juliet O'Hara : It's a long story. Sufficient to say, I don't like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little on the back of the head.
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Carlton Lassiter : Spencer, you missed something. We've found prints.
Shawn Spencer : Was he in a little red Corvette...
Burton 'Gus' Guster : under the cherry moon?
Carlton Lassiter : Finger-prints
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[Shawn is kneeling beside a toilet]
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That's what you get for drinking whole milk, Shawn.
Shawn Spencer : Dude, I have bones of granite.
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Juliet O'Hara : I wouldn't put all my eggs in Emilina's basket. She's barely lucid enough to form word endings, much less plan a series of attacks on Nigel's life.
Shawn Spencer : She could be like Keyser Soze.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : With one shoe.
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : I might have been a little pitchy; I had a dairy-heavy Jamba Juice.