Psych (TV Series)
American Duos (2007)
Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter
Quotes
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Carlton Lassiter : Spencer, you missed something. We found prints.
Shawn Spencer : Was he in a little red corvette?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Under the cherry moon?
Carlton Lassiter : *Finger* prints.
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Emilina Saffron : Hello? I need my bag!
[sees Lassiter]
Emilina Saffron : Oh, Mr. Bean, thank God it's you! I really need my bag, please.
Carlton Lassiter : And I need a confession.
Emilina Saffron : I have a kid in Milwaukee. The father's Samoan. Can I now please have my bag, Tony Randall?
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[in an interrogation room]
Carlton Lassiter : Great. What are you two doing down at that competition?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : We're looking for our big break.
Shawn Spencer : Do I get a phone call?
Carlton Lassiter : No. I am trying to conduct an investigation. Out!
Shawn Spencer : Don't you want to ask us if we did it?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Ask *him*. I plead the fifth.
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Emilina Saffron : Now you're trying to seduce me.
Carlton Lassiter : I never thought I would make this sound in my lifetime, but... ewww!
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Carlton Lassiter : Spencer, you missed something. We've found prints.
Shawn Spencer : Was he in a little red Corvette...
Burton 'Gus' Guster : under the cherry moon?
Carlton Lassiter : Finger-prints
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Carlton Lassiter : Well, who was it?
Emilina Saffron : I can't be sure. I thought I was dreaming, but it might have been a werewolf.