It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Gets Invincible (2007)

Faizon Love: Coach

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• Coach : Come on, let's get on the bus.

  Mac : Bus? What the hell are you talking about?

  Coach : The bus that takes you to the field.

  Dennis Reynolds : Wait, I thought we were gonna be playing on the Linc.

  Coach : You think you dipshits are gonna be playing on the same field that champions play on?

  Mac : Where're we going?

  Coach : [mimicking in a high voice]  "Where're we going?" We're going to a shitty high school in Berks County. Now get your ass on the bus. If I say it one more time, if I say it *one* more time, if I say it *one* more time! Sprint to the bus! Sprint to the bus!

• Dee Reynolds : [pretending to be a man]  Coach, hi! Hi there. Cole. Cole Armstrong, three-time all-American fastest sprinter in five counties. Coach, would you like us to stand when you address us or do you prefer we take a knee?

  Coach : I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!