The Office (TV Series)
The Job (2007)
Steve Carell: Michael Scott
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Quotes
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Jan Levinson : [barging into David's office] You son of a bitch.
David Wallace : Jan, this isn't the time. I'm in an interview.
Jan Levinson : You're firing me? Where the hell do you get off?
David Wallace : Frankly, it's overdue. Your behavior in the last two years has been completely erratic.
Jan Levinson : Erratic?
David Wallace : Recently you haven't even shown interest in your work! You smoke constantly in your office; you spend most of the day online shopping; you disappear for hours at a time, sometimes days, always saying you're visiting your sister in Scottsdale; you go to Scranton far more often than you need to...
Jan Levinson : [takes off jacket, exposing cleavage] Is it because of these?
Michael Scott : [sulking outside of office] Whoa, hey, whoa, Jan...
Jan Levinson : I wanna know! I wanna know because if it is, then-then I will see you in court!
David Wallace : It's not. It's not.
Jan Levinson : [indicating Michael] 'Cause he likes them, okay? He likes them! A-and that is all I care about.
David Wallace : The time has come for you to end your professional relationship with this company. You are clearly unstable.
Michael Scott : Hey, you're unstable.
[David glares at Michael]
Jan Levinson : Yeah!
Michael Scott : Nope. We're all unstable, so...
Jan Levinson : Okay, you know what, I'm just not leaving! I'm not leaving! I'm not leaving.
Michael Scott : David, I did not tell her.
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Michael Scott : Why is my office black?
Dwight Schrute : To intimidate my subordinates.
Michael Scott : That's stupid.
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Michael Scott : Hey, Hunter! Whazzup mah brotha?
[to Jim and Karen]
Michael Scott : This is Hunter, secretary extraordinaire.
Hunter : Uh, administrative assistant.
Michael Scott : Jan in yet?
Hunter : I think she's coming in later.
Michael Scott : Can you give her a message for me when she gets in?
Hunter : Sure.
[pulls out notepad]
Michael Scott : Just say, "I want to squeeze them". It's code, she'll know what it means.
Hunter : [closes notepad] Okay.
Michael Scott : Oh, and Hunter? Could you tell her
[obscene motorboating gesture]
Michael Scott : also?
[Hunter leaves dismissively]
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Michael Scott : I guess we're getting back together.
Pam Beesly : What happened?
Michael Scott : Your advice was good, but Jan's was bigger.