My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

No Heads and a Duffle Bag (2008)

Jason Lee: Earl Hickey

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• Earl Hickey : Smoking weed kills your brain cells. Drinking only screws up your liver. You got two of those.

  Joy : Yeah, I don't understand weed. When you smoke you get the munchies and you get fat. When you drink you throw up and you get skinny. That's just physics.

• Earl Hickey : While we were off trying to buy a duffle bag of weed, Joy was trying to keep her mouth shut, which of course, was impossible

  Joy : Oh snap!

  Dwayne : [Dwayne stops sucking his fingers]  Snap what?

  Joy : I know you, you're that boy from school who used to have those panic attacks. You'd have to lay on the cold floor and suck your fingers, we called you floor finger sucker

  Dwayne : Oh yeah, huh. I wasn't the only one in high school with a nickname that ended in sucker

  Joy : But unlike you, my nickname just made me more popular.

  Dwayne : Say it again

  Joy : Floor finger sucker!

  [Dwayne gags Joy by sticking a piece of duct tape over her mouth]