- Dean Winchester: [after Sam caught the falling hot sauce bottle] Nice reflexes.
- Sam Winchester: I knew it was going happen, Dean. I know everything that's going to happen.
- Dean Winchester: You don't know *every*thing.
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, I do.
- [in unison with Dean]
- Sam Winchester: Yeah right. Nice guess. It wasn't guess.
- Dean Winchester: [in unison] Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchesters keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up- okay, enough!
- Dean Winchester: [after Sam tells Dean he saw him get hit by a car] And?
- Sam Winchester: And what?
- Dean Winchester: Did it look cool, like in the movies?
- Sam Winchester: You peed yourself.
- Dean Winchester: Of course, I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he had full control of his bladder? Come on!
- Dean Winchester: [after Sam has told him he knows everything that is going to happen] You don't know everything...
- Sam Winchester: [pointedly] Yeah. I do.
- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: [in unison] Yeah right.
- [a beat]
- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: Nice guess.
- Sam Winchester: It wasn't a guess.
- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: [in unison] Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out. Sam.
- [annoyed]
- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: Sam!
- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: [rapidly, in unison] You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish.
- [another beat]
- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: [faster, in unison] Sam Winchester wears make-up.
- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: Sam Winchester cries his way through sex.
- Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester: Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up he... OKAY ENOUGH!
- Sam Winchester: Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday, too!
- Dean Winchester: ...Yeah, no, good, you're - totally balanced.
- Trickster: [to Sam] Let me tell you, whoever said Dean was the dysfunctional one, has never seen you with a sharp object in your hands.
- Sam Winchester: You don't remember any of this?
- Dean Winchester: Any of what?
- Sam Winchester: This. Like it's - happened before?
- Dean Winchester: You mean like deja vu?
- Sam Winchester: No, like it's - like it's really happened before.
- Dean Winchester: ...Yeah, like deja vu.
- Sam Winchester: Forget about deja vu! I'm asking you if it feels like we're living yesterday all over again?
- Dean Winchester: Okay, how is that not...
- Sam Winchester: Don't say it!
- Dean Winchester: I'm tellin' you, Sam, this job is small-fry. We should be spending our time hunting down Bela.
- Sam Winchester: Sure, we'll get right on that. Where is she again?
- Dean Winchester: Shut up.
- Trickster: [to Sam] This obsession to save Dean? The way you two keep sacrificing yourselves for each other? Nothing good comes out of it. Just blood and pain. Dean's your weakness. The bad guys know it, too. It's gonna be the death of you, Sam. Sometimes, you just gotta let people go.
- Dean Winchester: [Sam is tearing apart the Mystery Spot with an ax] Sammy! That's enough. Give me the ax.
- Sam Winchester: Leave it, Dean.
- Dean Winchester: Give it!
- Sam Winchester: No, you give it! Get off!
- Dean Winchester: Let it go, come on!
- Dean Winchester: [in the shower] -So we can't even go out for breakfast?
- Sam Winchester: Trust me, you'll thank me when it's Wednesday!
- Dean Winchester: What ever that means.
- Dean Winchester: [about the Mystery Spot] We'll go tonight after close, get ourselves a good long look.
- Sam Winchester: Wait, what? No!
- Dean Winchester: Why not?
- Sam Winchester: Uh... let's just go now. Right now. Business hours, nice and crowded.
- Dean Winchester: My God, you're a freak.
- Sam Winchester: [to Ed Coleman] Don't lie to me. I know what you are. We've killed one of your kind before.
- Trickster: [Ed Coleman morphs into the Trickster] Actually, bucko, you didn't.