Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Ding Dong (2020)

Michael McDonald: Adam Jarver

Quotes 

• Adam Jarver : [to Holt, about Wuntch]  You were not her greatest rival, and the proof is right here.

  Chief Wuntch : [On video]  Hello, Adam. I may be dying but I burned down your cabin in Maine. You were my one true rival.

• Adam Jarver : Excuse me. Is this the memorial for Madeline Wuntch?

  Raymond Holt : Yes, this is the memorial for Madeline Wuntch. Just saying her name brings tears to my eyes.

  Adam Jarver : Why, because her heart was made of onions?

  Raymond Holt : Excuse me?

  Adam Jarver : Madeline Wuntch was what you get when you cross a slug with an anal fissure. We spent our entire lives trying to destroy each other. I was her one true nemesis.

  Raymond Holt : No!