Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

The Takeback (2020)

Craig Robinson: Doug Judy

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• Doug Judy : I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs when they have to testify before Congress, so they don't look so racist. Every 15 minutes I just whisper some nonsense at 'em.

• Trudy Judy : Wait, we destroyed your phone. How did you call for backup?

  Jake Peralta : That was actually easy. When Doug was distracted, yelling at the concierge, I swapped out my waterlogged phone for his.

  Doug Judy : Damn, I would have noticed that if I wasn't trying to live in the moment and not look at my phone so much.

• Doug Judy : Do you know who this is? This is Matt Daniel, the most popular male ASMR performer on Twitch.

  Georgina : ASMR performer?

  Doug Judy : Someone who speaks real soft.

  Trudy Judy : [whispers]  I also crinkle paper.

  Doug Judy : We're trying to stream and the noise on the eighth floor is unacceptable.

  Trudy Judy : [whispers]  My fans can't hear my mouth sounds.

  Georgina : I'm so sorry, I can't hear you.

  Trudy Judy : [whispers]  That's the point, Georgina.

  Doug Judy : He says that's the point, Georgina.

• Scully : Ooh, I hope my butts are back.

  Doug Judy : I do not like how butts have become your thing, Trudy. You used to love horses.

  Scully : Horses have butts.

• Scully : I'd rather see butts.

  Doug Judy : Fine, if I let you see butts, will you convince the guys that Jake's not a cop?

  Scully : How many butts are we talking?

  Doug Judy : Six.

  Scully : Ten.

  Doug Judy : Seven.

  Scully : Nine.

  Doug Judy : Fine, eight, I'll meet you in the middle.

  Scully : Nah, you waited too long. Now it's up to 14.