- Shane Vendrell: [to Vic] Now, anything happens to me or my wife or my son... even my mailman, anybody that I am close to, this lands on IAD's doorstep. Just imagine every wrong, brutal thing we have ever done. It's hard to do, isn't it? We've done so many.
- Vic Mackey: Come on Santi, don't you Byz Lat assholes know you gotta get along with these psychos? Either that or get a grenade shoved up your ass.
- Santi: Ain't nothing up my ass except you.
- Vic Mackey: Yeah? How am I feeling?
- Steve Billings: You know, Dutch, I could teach you a few things about women, if you want.
- Holland Wagenbach: Why don't you write them down, and I can read them at my leisure.