The Good Place (TV Series)

A Girl from Arizona Part 2 (2019)

Manny Jacinto: Jason Mendoza

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• Michael : Do you know why I forced you to act like a monk in the original neighbourhood?

  Jason Mendoza : Does it have to do with the TV show Monk?

  Michael : No. It's because you have no control over your own impulses. You believe every problem can be solved with a Molotov cocktail, slashing someone's tires or plunging Derek. So being a monk was torture for you. The only way for you to repair your relationship with Janet is to give her some space; show her that you can control your impulses.

  Jason Mendoza : So you are saying wanting to do something isn't a good reason to immediately do it.

  Michael : Yeah.

  Jason Mendoza : I wish someone had taught me this on Earth.

  Michael : People tried, mostly judges.

• Michael : Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason, Jason.

  Jason Mendoza : Mm hmm?

  Michael : Sorry, I put a little cheat code in the neighborhood where if I say your name five times, my headache goes away.

• Eleanor Shellstrop : I didn't ask for this. I'm only doing it because Michael, who is supposed to be in charge, had a nervous breakdown the second it started. But maybe you can do it better than me. Tahani can be in charge since she's so smart. Or better yet, Jason. Maybe all of humanity can be saved with one good, old-fashioned Jacksonville carnival.

  Jason Mendoza : I mean, we could try. All I need is a bouncy house, some ninja stars and a bunch of ambulances.

  Eleanor Shellstrop : Well, good luck, fork-faces. I quit. Shellstrop out.

• Janet : You know that I've been overwhelmed with work since the Neighborhood started.

  Jason Mendoza : Yup.

  Janet : And I asked you to give me some space.

  Jason Mendoza : Yup.

  Janet , Jason Mendoza : I'm so sorry to say this... but I can't be in a relationship with you right now. Being with you is fun, but it's not always easy, and I'm afraid it would endanger the experiment.

  Jason Mendoza : It won't, though!

  Janet : Jason, it already has. So why don't we just take a break until it's all finished?

  [stands up] 

  Janet : Also, I hate to pile on, but I feel like you have a right to know. The Jacksonville Jaguars cut Blake Bortles. He's not on the team anymore. I am genuinely sorry.

• Jason Mendoza : All I need is a bouncy house, some ninja stars, and a bunch of ambulances.