Flight of the Conchords (TV Series)

New Fans (2007)

Kristen Schaal: Mel

Quotes 

• Bret : Mel, these scrambled eggs are terrific.

  Mel : Thank you, Bret.

  Rain : Yeah, thanks for the food. It's really nice.

  Mel : Thank you. Um, what was your name again?

  Rain : It's Rain.

  Mel : Oh, that's nice. Like, kind of like bad weather. I remember your name from the fan list. I check it regularly. Do you check it regularly?

  Rain : No.

  Mel : No? Do you not have a computer, or...

  Rain : No, I do have a computer.

  Mel : Oh, you can't read.

• Summer : So who's the old dude in the photo with you?

  Mel : That's my husband, Doug.

  Summer : Oh. I thought he was your dad.

  Mel : He's a little bit older than me. He was my college professor. I remember seeing him on the first day of college. He was so dapper and so knowledgeable, and I just had to have him. He resisted for a while, and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end love overcame. I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.