Gamer (2009)

Logan Lerman: Simon

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• [For the first time, Kable is speaking with Simon, his controller in the game] 

  Kable : What are you, twelve?

  Simon : I'm seventeen, thank you.

  Kable : This is unbelievable! Why am I not dead yet?

  Simon : Because I am a bad-ass motherfucker.

• Agent Keith : You know, Simon, you're being held here today suspected in aiding in the escape of a convicted murderer from a maximum-security penitentiary. The charges are beyond serious. Your hard drives have been seized. Forensics is decrypting the contents as we speak. Your internet activity over the last ten years is being scrutinized and catalogued in minute, vivid detail. In addition, your father's bank accounts have been frozen, pending further investigation. After all, it was essentially his money that funded Mr. Tillman's escape. Now I need you to tell me *everything* that happened leading up to yesterday afternoon. Everybody you talked to, everything you saw, everything you did. And I need you to tell me that right now.

  Simon : Yeah, um... I'm going to need something, too.

  Agent Keith : Oh, really? And what might that be?

  Simon : Could you guys do a sandwich? Like peanut butter, almond butter, walnut butter, pecan butter, pistachio butter... um, pretty much any kind of, you know, nut butter? With some grape jelly?

  [pause] 

  Agent Keith : Pistachio butter... They make that?

  Simon : It's awesome.

• Simon : [flipping through options on his computer]  Gay... gay... gay... retardedly gay...

• Kable : Kid's gonna get me killed.

  Simon : Dude, I'm right here man. I can hear you.

  Kable : Listen to me. I don't know who's behind it or why, but I was supposed to die tonight. Lucky for us, I can beat them, but not with you controlling me.

  Simon : What the hell are you talking about?

  Kable : Turn me loose, kid. You want to win? Turn me loose!

• Simon : I just play games, man. Games.

  Humanz Brother : That's right. It is a game. You want to win it, don't you?

  Simon : Yeah, I intend to.

  Humanz Brother : Well then you need to cut your strings, puppet master. Imagine a Slayer who don't got to wait to be told what to do. No ping, ya dig?

• Simon : Gibs.

  Kable : What?

  Simon : Like giblets. Kibbles 'n Bits. Chunks. Pieces. Everywhere.

  Kable : These are real humans fucker!

  Simon : Death row psychos, so what? They had it coming anyway, right?

  Kable : I guess that goes for me too.

  Simon : Yeah, but you're different.

  Kable : Different. How?

  Simon : I don't know, because you're *my* psycho.

• Simon : What's the matter with you, Kable? Kill something!

• Simon : This is unbelievable. Kable, listen. This is the last game. You're gonna end up dead, and I'm going to look like a total asshole if you don't pull your balls together man!

• Simon : [upon seeing Kable vomit in gas tank]  Aw, what the hell? That's just gross, bro.