The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)
Will the Real Charlie Chan Please Stand Up? (1972)
Gene Andrusco: Flip Chan
Quotes
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Flip Chan : The way it lays out to me, there's a second-story man working this pad.
Scooter Chan : Boy, if I could get my hands on him...
Mimi Chan : You just behave yourself, Scooter.
Scooter Chan : I can't wait 'til I'm seven years old, so we'll be the same age.
Mimi Chan : No, we won't. 'Cause by that time, I'll be eight.
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[Henry and Stanley, with Suzie and Nancy on their shoulders, are water skiing along with Chu-Chu, with Flip driving the motorboat]
Flip Chan : The way it lays out to me, the manager oughta get ten to twenty, right, Pop?
[Flip accidentally stops the boat causing Henry, Suzie, Stanley, and Nancy to sink into the water]
Scooter Chan : Flip! Flip!
Flip Chan : Wait a minute, Scooter, I'm talking to Pop.
[Mimi attempts to say something]
Flip Chan : Can't you wait 'til I'm through?
Charlie Chan : Flip, I suggest you listen to your sister and brother.
Flip Chan : All right. What do you want?
[Flip notices what he's done]
Flip Chan : Oh, boy! What should I do, Pop?
[Henry, Stanley, Suzie, Nancy, and Chu-Chu are angrily swimming towards Flip]
Charlie Chan : My first recommendation is to learn to swim very fast before they reach you.
Flip Chan : I'm taking my first lesson right now!
[Flip dives into the water to swim away with his siblings and Chu-Chu hot on his trail]
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[Charlie Chan is accused of jewelry theft]
Charlie Chan : Now let's all cool down for a moment.
Manager : I'm sure this can all be explained.
Policeman : Well, you're the manager, but thing is, Mr. Chan, this lady says she's got witnesses.
Charlie Chan : Witnesses?
Flip Chan : Who? Just point'em out.
Policeman : [points to Henry and Stanley] These two right here.
Susie Chan : Henry! Stanley!
Flip Chan : What a couple of finks!
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[Flip and his younger siblings jump their father by mistake]
Charlie Chan : Your field does you credit, but your eyesight could be improved upon.
Mimi Chan : That sounds like Pop.
Scooter Chan : Is that you, Pop?
Charlie Chan : It is indeed. Now will you please release me?
Nancy Chan : We're sorry, Pop. We didn't know it was you.
Flip Chan : Wait a minute! We still don't know. Can you prove it?
Charlie Chan : When the time comes for your allowance, I think there will be a sufficiency of proof.
Flip Chan : Yeah, that's Pop all right.