The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)

Will the Real Charlie Chan Please Stand Up? (1972)

John Gunn: Tom Chan

Quotes 

• [Tom and Anne are surfing] 

  Tom Chan : [to Anne]  Amazing demonstration of muscular coordination, especially for a... YIKES!

  [a wave knocks Tom off his surfboard and he washes up onshore] 

  Anne Chan : More coordination and less talk wouldn't hurt you any.

• Tom Chan : My emotions have reached a state which makes it difficult for me to cogitate calmly.

  Susie Chan : In other words?

  Alan Chan : He's mad.