Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)

Comedy Central Roast of Flavor Flav (2007)

Snoop Dogg: Self - Roaster

Quotes 

• Dogg, Snoop : Wanna hear a joke?

  Audience : Yeah!

  Dogg, Snoop : Knock knock.

  Audience : Who's there?

  Dogg, Snoop : A nigger with a motherfucking gun, that's who. You get it? I got a million more.

• Dogg, Snoop : You know, Lisa came up to me backstage, you know what I'm saying, talking about, "Snoop Dogg, I'm one of your biggest fans. Can you do your little, you know, Snoop talk for me? The izzle-vizzles and all that shit?" And I said, "Okay, baby, sure. How's this? 'Bitch, I wouldn't eat your nasty pussy for all the weed in Compton. Now, what you need to do is get the fuck outta my dressing room 'fore I beat the shit outta you with one of my shoes, you stink-ho... izzle!'"