Pushing Daisies (TV Series)
Pigeon (2007)
Chi McBride: Emerson Cod
Quotes
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Ned : Just because there's a dead body it doesn't mean you get paid.
Emerson Cod : Just because there is vodka in my freezer it doesn't mean I have to drink it. Wait, yes it does.
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Olive Snook : Hey, gang.
Ned : Olive, what are you doing here?
Olive Snook : Pie delivery. Tart apple, I believe.
Narrator : And with those two words, Chuck could already see, her aunts were here.
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Olive?
Olive Snook : If you know what's good for you, and I think you do, you'll give me two minutes.
Emerson Cod : Why?
Ned : What for?
Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles : Okay.
Olive Snook : Goody, then.
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[the curator passes out, and Emerson refers to a conversation he had with Ned in the "Pie-lette"]
Emerson Cod : *That's* a narcoleptic. Necrophiliac's the *other* one.
Ned : Yeah.
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Emerson Cod : [whilst arresting a one-armed man] Hand up!
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Emerson Cod : What is the rate of exchange on the life of a bird, because if it's greater than or equal to mine I need to get back to my car.