Californication (TV Series)
The Whore of Babylon (2007)
Evan Handler: Charlie Runkle
Quotes
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Charlie Runkle : Hank, the whole idea behind the blog is an ongoing narrative, you understand? A series of events that follows another series of events.
Hank Moody : I get that, I get that, I really do. I just can't whore myself out to the tall man anymore. You know, ongoing or not, I can't do it. Capiche?
Charlie Runkle : Uh, with all due respect, Hank, grow the fuck up already, would you?
Hank Moody : Come on, you're the lying cocksucker that got me in this in the first place. You set me up!
Charlie Runkle : If by set you up, you mean contrive a situation in which you might actually start to produce words again, then, yes, okay, guilty as charged.
Hank Moody : You - you should have told me what you were up to in the first place. That was bullshit.
Charlie Runkle : You wouldn't have have done it, okay? You see what I'm getting at here?
Hank Moody : Oh, fuck you! You're fired!
Charlie Runkle : You know that you fired me roughly every ninety days since we started to work together.
Hank Moody : Yeah, because I'm a consistent motherfucker.
Charlie Runkle : All right, don't do this, Hank, okay? Not now. No other agent in their right mind would take you on at this point.
Hank Moody : Ah...
Charlie Runkle : And the ones who would wouldn't be able to get you a job doing kiddy porn.
Hank Moody : Yeah, well, we'll see about that.