- Nina Van Horn: If you want your video to play on MTV, you need some hot girls.
- Simon Leeds: I don't want any woman in my video unless it's you.
- Dennis Finch: You want this to air on MTV or the History Channel?
- Nina Van Horn: Tess, I love you, and you mean the world to me, but if you call me grandma again I'll have to crush your neck.
- Elliot DiMauro: I feel like a twelve year old boy.
- Maya Gallo: You are not a twelve year old boy.
- Vicki Costa: You're a twelve year old girl, you big ballerina.
- Nina Van Horn: I am your grandmother, I can have you institutionalized.
- Tess: No, you can't.
- Nina Van Horn: My grammy did it to me!