Harold (2008)

Spencer Breslin: Harold Clemens

Quotes 

• Maureen Clemens : [O.S]  How was your day, Harold?

  Harold Clemens : About as fun as a rectal exam. Oh wait a minute, I had those. Not as much fun as a rectal exam.

• Cromer : If you decide to come in tomorrow and shoot up the whole school, remember one thing.

  Harold Clemens : What's that?

  Cromer : I was nice to you.

• [at Harold's 14th birthday party] 

  Shelly Clemens : Thanks for ruining my day. I had to stay home, because you only had one friend to celebrate your birthday. Oh, wait. I almost forgot your present.

  [pretends to take one out of her pocket, but flips the bird at him] 

  Harold Clemens : You got me that same thing last year.