- [Over their Chan Coms]
- Henry Chan: Unit 1 to Unit 3, report your position.
- Flip Chan: This is Unit 3 in aft lifeboat.
- Stanley Chan: What's aft?
- Flip Chan: The opposite of fore.
- Stanley Chan: What's fore?
- Flip Chan: Forget it!
- Henry Chan: We've got to get into the field. Let's convert to dune buggy.
- Stanley Chan: Okay.
- [presses number 8]
- Stanley Chan: Chan Plan 8
- [the Chan Van becomes a lunar roving vehicle]
- Henry Chan: I said DUNE buggy, not MOON buggy.
- Stanley Chan: [nervously] Heh-heh-heh. Sorry about that.
- Scooter Chan: Maybe the prince wasn't kidnapped. Maybe he's suffering from magnesia.
- Henry Chan: You mean amnesia.
- Scooter Chan: Yeah, that's what I mean.
- [Anne, Tom, and Suzie find a mysterious figure in the radio room]
- Tom Chan: Let's get him!
- [Anne, Tom, and Suzie lock the mysterious figure, revealed to be Alan, in a storage locker]
- Tom Chan: Perfect.
- Alan Chan: [from inside the locker] Hey! Let me out of here!
- [Suzie opens the door]
- Tom Chan: Sorry, Alan. We didn't know it was you.
- Alan Chan: Next time, ASK!
- [Alan had just drove around in Prince Hareem's racing car]
- Alan Chan: Wow, what a car! What a ride! It was like flying!
- Prince Hareem: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
- Anne Chan: It's my turn now. May I drive it, Prince Hareem?
- Prince Hareem: Uh, I think you'd better ask your father.
- Anne Chan: Can I, Pop? Please?
- Charlie Chan: I'm afraid not, Anne.
- Anne Chan: You let Alan do it because he's a boy. I can do anything a boy can do.
- [Saladin squawks]
- Anne Chan: It's a plot. I bet he's a boy bird.