Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk and the Rapper (2007)
Tony Shalhoub: Adrian Monk
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Quotes
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Murderuss : It'll help you relax.
Adrian Monk : [really nervous] I'm-I'm relaxed.
Murderuss : You are *not* relaxed, dog. You're the most uptight little puppy I've ever met. If I stuck a lump of coal up your butt, and waited ten minutes, I'd get a diamond.
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Randy's upstairs talking to our medical examiner in rap.
Adrian Monk : Why?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I learned a long time ago not to ask Randy why he does anything.
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Natalie Teeger : You get hunches all the time, people don't laugh at you.
Adrian Monk : People laugh at me plenty.
Natalie Teeger : But not about that.
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Murderuss : Look, man if you back out right now, I'm in deep dookie, Mookie. And that's church. Fo' shizzle my dizzle. You know what I'm sayin'?
Adrian Monk : Um... no. Not... not... not so much. I wish I did.