Monk (TV Series)

Mr. Monk and the Rapper (2007)

Jason Gray-Stanford: Randall Disher

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• Lt. Randall Disher : [just tried to sing on of Murderuss's songs]  I could've done it right if I had a boombox,

  [pointing to Stottlemeyer] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : but he wouldn't let me bring one in.

  Murderuss : [to Stottlemeyer]  I owe you one.

• Murderuss : I am not going to be putting a bomb under somebody's towncar. You know me, I'm up close and personal, face-to-face.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Well not according to this.

  [holds out the CD] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : Track 4. A little song called "Car Bomb."

  [imitates rapping] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : "Ch, ch, ch. I put the bomb in your limo, that's what the surprise is / under your seat like Oprah giving prizes."

  [stops rapping] 

  Lt. Randall Disher : Sound familiar?

  Murderuss : Not the way you do it.

  Lt. Randall Disher : Yeah, well, I wasn't really performing it.

  Murderuss : Look, you got to be one of the whitest white boys I've ever met. And I've met Kevin Costner.