Lucifer (TV Series)

Really Sad Devil Guy (2020)

Jeremiah Birkett: Lee Garner

Quotes 

• Lucifer Morningstar : Sooner or later, you are going to disappoint them all over again! And so you'd rather stay away for all eternity.

  Lee Garner : You're right. It's true, all of it.

  Lucifer Morningstar : [to himself]  It is...

• Lucifer Morningstar : I am here because I'm the King of Hell. This is my job. This is my duty.

  Lee Garner : Now who's making excuses?

• Lee Garner : What the hell?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Precisely.

• Lucifer Morningstar : Give me all the usual background info. What about his priors? Any speeding tickets, overdue library books?

  Lee Garner : How the hell am I supposed to know any of that?

• Lucifer Morningstar : How much did you owe?

  Lee Garner : Like, 700,000 dollars, give or take a few.

  Lucifer Morningstar : For that much, I'd have killed you myself.

• Lee Garner : Are you sure this is my hell?

  Lucifer Morningstar : Well who else's would it be?

  Lee Garner : I don't know, but I'm thinking that you're just here torturing yourself.

• Lucifer Morningstar : This is your lucky day.

  Lee Garner : It doesn't really seem like it.

• Lucifer Morningstar : So, what can you tell me about ol' Dougie-Doug here?

  Lee Garner : Not much, just that he seems like a really scary, powerful guy.

  Lucifer Morningstar : Obviously. He's got a skinhead and neck tats.

• Lee Garner : You just seem like a really sad devil guy.

• Lee Garner : Hell to the yes!