Lucifer (TV Series)
Really Sad Devil Guy (2020)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar, Michael
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Quotes
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Lucifer Morningstar : The self-centered simplicity of you humans never ceases to amaze me.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Sooner or later, you are going to disappoint them all over again! And so you'd rather stay away for all eternity.
Lee Garner : You're right. It's true, all of it.
Lucifer Morningstar : [to himself] It is...
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Lucifer Morningstar : I am here because I'm the King of Hell. This is my job. This is my duty.
Lee Garner : Now who's making excuses?
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Lucifer Morningstar : Excuses! They're like arseholes. Everybody's got one, but nobody wants to hear it.
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Lee Garner : What the hell?
Lucifer Morningstar : Precisely.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Give me all the usual background info. What about his priors? Any speeding tickets, overdue library books?
Lee Garner : How the hell am I supposed to know any of that?
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Lucifer Morningstar : How much did you owe?
Lee Garner : Like, 700,000 dollars, give or take a few.
Lucifer Morningstar : For that much, I'd have killed you myself.
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Lee Garner : Are you sure this is my hell?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well who else's would it be?
Lee Garner : I don't know, but I'm thinking that you're just here torturing yourself.
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Lucifer Morningstar : This is your lucky day.
Lee Garner : It doesn't really seem like it.
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Lucifer Morningstar : Thought you could use a hand, but...
[Sees severed hand on counter]
Lucifer Morningstar : Looks like someone beat me to it.
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Lucifer Morningstar : So, what can you tell me about ol' Dougie-Doug here?
Lee Garner : Not much, just that he seems like a really scary, powerful guy.
Lucifer Morningstar : Obviously. He's got a skinhead and neck tats.