- Alex Russo: [about Justin in his Wiz-Tech uniform] You know, with those glasses and that robe on, you remind me of someone... Terry something, Barry something, Larry something; ah, never mind.
- [first lines]
- Justin Russo: How's your last day at school, Alex?
- Alex Russo: Ah, tough. So many people were signing my yearbook I ran out of room. I had to get a second yearbook.
- Justin Russo: How'd you get a second yearbook? They're all gone. Where's my yearbook, Alex?
- Alex Russo: Come on, Justin, hardly anybody signed it. And one of them was you.
- Justin Russo: Maybe I was saving room for friends.
- Alex Russo: Like who?
- Justin Russo: Vice-principal Clemens, Earl the crossing guard, my biology teacher and all the ladies in the front office.
- Alex Russo: So, basically all your friends are adults.
- Justin Russo: Yeah, well, I fit in best with adults; I'm very mature
- PA Announcer: Will Justin Russo report to lost and found; we have your cape and light-saber.
- Justin Russo: Hmph.
- [Justin leaves]
- Alex Russo: I can't believe they found where I hid those.
- [last lines]
- Messenger Fish: Dear Momma, after the twelve-ball tournament reveals the best young wizard I will drain that wizard's powers and take them for myself, making me the most powerful wizard ever. Love, Mary Beth Evilini.
- Alex Russo: Justin's going to get his powers drained!
- Door: Dan dun dun!
- Alex Russo: This place is a freak show.
- Alex Russo: [checking cell phone during class] What! Only one bar in the wizard world; this stinks!
- Dr. Evilini: I'll take that.
- Alex Russo: Oh.
- [hands phone over]
- Alex Russo: Feel free to add your number so we don't lose touch- yeah, okay.