My Last Five Girlfriends (2009)
Dave Chapman: Agent 3, Guppy
Quotes
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[Making out with Natalie, Duncan sees her toy elephant Guppy staring at her]
Duncan : WHAT?
Guppy : [talking] What's wrong?
Duncan : Well, what d'you mean?
Guppy : Ah, you're not into it. What's up?
Duncan : I can't help thinking...
Guppy : Don't THINK, just get on with it!
Duncan : I'm trying to, but all sorts of stuff's spinning around my head!
Guppy : Look, mate, take my advice: you just got to switch THIS off!
[points at his head]
Guppy : D'you think I would be able to do this if I thought about it? Huh? Do you, huh?
[walks on air, then thinks about what he just did and falls with a holler]
Duncan : I know, but it's all a bit...
Guppy : [climbing on the bed] A bit quick, yeah! Yeah, a little bit too easy?
Duncan : I suppose.
Guppy : Then this was so easy for you, and EVERY OTHER...
Duncan : I don't want to think about THAT, but I can't help it!
Guppy : Well then, you've got to stop!
Duncan : What?
Guppy : Yeah, yeah, just stop immediately! Tell her that you respect her far too much to continue having sex with her!
Duncan : Really?
Guppy : COURSE NOT, YOU MUPPET! Just enjoy it!
Duncan : Okay. Thanks, Guppy.
Guppy : Don't mention it.