True Blood (TV Series)

The First Taste (2008)

Nelsan Ellis: Lafayette Reynolds

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• Lafayette Reynolds : Why come you won't call Jason Stackhouse?

  Tara Thornton : You are a mean, nasty bitch.

  Lafayette Reynolds : And you need to move your sorry ass outcha mama's house. That's whatcha needs to do.

  Tara Thornton : Yeah, whatever.

  Lafayette Reynolds : Well, alright. Alright, I's on my way. But you might gotta find your own ride home, just in case I get lucky.

  Tara Thornton : Whatchu mean *if* you get lucky? Your standards are so low you always get lucky.

• Lafayette Reynolds : [on his cell phone]  Yellow, hooker. What's the T?

  Tara Thornton : [at home]  Where are you?

  Lafayette Reynolds : I'm on my way to a party in Monroe. And hell no, I ain't swingin' by by to pick your needy ass up, hooker.

  Tara Thornton : Lafayette, please. My mama's passed out on the couch and I-I can't face cleanin' her up and puttin' her to bed. It's just too goddamn depressin'.

  Lafayette Reynolds : What's depressin' is how often I get this phone call from you. That's depressin'!