True Blood (TV Series)
The First Taste (2008)
Rutina Wesley: Tara Thornton
Quotes
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Tara Thornton : [uptight] Did you own slaves?
Sookie Stackhouse : [shocked] Tara!
Bill Compton : I did not. But my father did.
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Lafayette Reynolds : Why come you won't call Jason Stackhouse?
Tara Thornton : You are a mean, nasty bitch.
Lafayette Reynolds : And you need to move your sorry ass outcha mama's house. That's whatcha needs to do.
Tara Thornton : Yeah, whatever.
Lafayette Reynolds : Well, alright. Alright, I's on my way. But you might gotta find your own ride home, just in case I get lucky.
Tara Thornton : Whatchu mean *if* you get lucky? Your standards are so low you always get lucky.
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Sam Merlotte : Remind me why I hired you again.
Tara Thornton : Affirmative action!
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Lafayette Reynolds : [on his cell phone] Yellow, hooker. What's the T?
Tara Thornton : [at home] Where are you?
Lafayette Reynolds : I'm on my way to a party in Monroe. And hell no, I ain't swingin' by by to pick your needy ass up, hooker.
Tara Thornton : Lafayette, please. My mama's passed out on the couch and I-I can't face cleanin' her up and puttin' her to bed. It's just too goddamn depressin'.
Lafayette Reynolds : What's depressin' is how often I get this phone call from you. That's depressin'!
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Terrell : [at the party] What's a fine girl like you doing sittin' here all by herself?
Tara Thornton : I'm watchin' my fool cousin tryin' to hit on the straightest man here.
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Tara Thornton : Did he bite you?
Sookie Stackhouse : No!
Tara Thornton : Are you sure? Cuz you know they can hypnotize you!
Sookie Stackhouse : Yeah, and black people are lazy and jews have horns.
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Tara Thornton : I should tell you, I am married.
Terrell : Well, that's not a problem for me.
Tara Thornton : Uh huh, well, my husband is a mercenary. Yeah, Blackwater. He just got back from assassinating some guys in Iraq.
Terrell : Ah, you making that shit up.
Tara Thornton : Oh, I wish I was. 'Cause he ain't worth me I can tell you that. But if he ever caught me with another man, he'd kill us both. I'm not sure who he'd kill first. Probably me. I hope so.
Terrell : Bitch, you crazy!
Tara Thornton : He already shot one guy in the nuts just for buyin' me a CD!
Terrell : Oh, hell no!
[leaves]