True Blood (TV Series)

Escape from Dragon House (2008)

Ryan Kwanten: Jason Stackhouse

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• Jason : [in his thoughts]  I'm too damn pretty to go to prison.

• Sookie Stackhouse : Jason, you look me in the eye and you tell me the truth. Did you kill Dawn?

  Jason : What? No. Jesus, Sook. Look, when Maudette died I thought I might of done it, and it turned out I didn't. With Dawn, I don't even think I might have done it, so I know I didn't.

• Tara Thornton : [staying with him as the doctor's about to stick him with a needle]  I ain't never gonna be the same after this.

  Jason : [extremely worried]  You're not?

• Jason : [really worried]  I think I might'a OD'd.

  Tara Thornton : Oh, my God. On what?

  Jason : V.

  Tara Thornton : You're doin' V now?

  Jason : It was my first time.

  Tara Thornton : Where on earth did you come across V in this town?

  Jason : Lafayette.

  Tara Thornton : My cousin is dealin' vampire blood now? God damn idiot. Well, at least that explains why I walked in on you dancin' around in that Laura Bush mask yesterday, 'cause I gotta tell you, without a reason, that was some fucked up shit! All right, let me see it.

  Jason : Huh?

  Tara Thornton : How long have you had the erection?

  Jason : Well, how do you know?

  Tara Thornton : Um, I read. You're not the first vain-ass, body-conscious ex-jock to overdo the V and wind up with an acute case of priapism!

• Jason Stackhouse : I got gout of the dick!

• Lafayette Reynolds : Ain't no antidote to V, boyfriend

  Jason Stackhouse : When my grandpa was alive, he had gout. And he said just the weight of a sheet on his big toe was too much to bear. So help me God, that's exactly what this feels like.

  Lafayette Reynolds : Maybe you should try rubbin' one out.

  Jason Stackhouse : Were you listenin' to me?... I got gout of the dick!